On Sale
Dec 03, 2025 at 12:00pm to
Jan 30, 2026 at 7:00pm
Venue
Black Box Theater
Central York High School
Genre
Play , Comedy
Recommended Age: Generally 12+ (though some theaters suggest 7+ for mature children).
Genre: High-energy slapstick, parody, and meta-theatrical comedy.
Run Time: Approximately 95–100 minutes.
The Vibe: Imagine a Three Stooges routine performed by "theater kids" who accidentally drank way too much espresso. It is irreverent, loud, and physically chaotic.
The humor is "juvenile but clever." You can expect:
Double Entendres: Shakespeare was the king of the "dirty joke," and the play leans into this. While mostly flying over the heads of younger kids, there are frequent puns related to anatomy and "romance."
Mild Profanity: Depending on the production, you may hear mild swearing (e.g., "hell," "damn," "ass").
Modern References: The "[revised] [again]" script swaps out dated 80s/90s references for modern pop culture, social media, and current events.
Because it covers the Tragedies, there is "violence," but it is strictly slapstick:
Titus Andronicus: Historically Shakespeare's bloodiest play, it is performed here as a cooking show. Character deaths are represented by silly props (like red yarn or plastic food) rather than realistic gore.
The Histories: Often performed as a football game where the "crown" is the ball, and players are "tackled" (killed off) in rapid succession.
The "Knowledge" Barrier: You don't need to know Shakespeare to enjoy it, but the funniest jokes land best if you know the basics (e.g., that Hamlet is long or that Romeo and Juliet are teenagers).
Audience Participation: The second half (focused on Hamlet) often involves the actors coming into the aisles or pulling audience members into a "psychotherapy" session for the characters. If your child is shy, sit further back!
Despite the silliness, this is actually an excellent "gateway drug" to the Bard. It helps demystify the intimidating "Old English" by showing that Shakespeare’s stories are essentially about basic human emotions: love, jealousy, and people making really bad decisions.
Parent Tip: Before going, tell your kids the basic plot of Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet. It will make the "abridged" versions ten times funnier for them
January 29 & 30, 2026 @7:00PM
Fri Jan 30 2026 - 7:00 PM EST
Dec 03, 2025 at 12:00pm to
Jan 30, 2026 at 7:00pm
Black Box Theater
Central York High School
Play , Comedy
January 29 & 30, 2026 @7:00PM
Fri Jan 30 2026 - 7:00 PM EST
Dec 03, 2025 at 12:00pm to
Jan 30, 2026 at 7:00pm
Black Box Theater
Central York High School
Play , Comedy